Hey folks, this is Kevin. On this week's episode of Riskyle here, VIN BRU!

All of the adults in my family were just standing there silently, consoling children while

glaring at me with this look in their eyes that very clearly said,

What the fuck is wrong with you can't you do anything right?

That and more, but before that, don't forget San Francisco! Everyone in or around San Francisco,

risk is coming to San Francisco Sketchfest on January 22nd.

Come on out January 22nd, 2022, our first live show of the new year and our first time back at

Sketchfest since you know all the bruhaha and what a cast this is! Jonore, Yamaneca Saunders,

Shalei with Sharp and Mary Jo Peel. That is January 22nd, it's at 7 pm at Swedish American Hall.

Come on out, you can always get your tickets at risk-show.com-tour. Now here's the show!

Hello kids, this is Riskyle. The show where people tell true stories they never thought they dared to

share. I'm Kevin Allyson, this is George Shearing behind me now and we're calling this week's

episode Holiday Stories Redux 2. I don't know if I'm wrong, but the whole idea is that this is our second

kind of best of. The best of the stories that have been on our Holiday Stories episode and this one

it's just a great collection. In a little bit we're going to hear a very beloved story by Elna Baker,

before that, a little something from Vin Bruh, but before that we're going to start with a story

that was shared by Brendan Jay Sullivan. I'll tell you, I remember when Brendan came to my apartment

to record this story in 2018 and it now feels like that was two decades ago. Here he is now,

this is Brendan Jay Sullivan with a story we call a very transit strike Christmas.

So I call my mom and in the middle of her telling me how excited she is for Christmas, I know I'm

about to break her heart by telling her I can't come home this Christmas. I just got a job and because

of that, guess who stuck working Christmas. I was 22 years old, I moved to New York City, I wanted

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