Hey folks, this is Kevin. On this episode of Riscule here, James Adomean.

There's a picture of me sitting on Santa's lap when I was 11 years old.

11 years old.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, like, ten, see? You guys do it. You guys are like ten, and then 11, you were like, what the fuck?

You don't believe anything.

That and more, but first, when I take just a moment to remind you that with the holidays here,

you simply don't have the time to go to the post office with the traffic and the parking.

It's going to be packed with everyone mailing gifts and packages.

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Then your mail person picks it up. It's so easy. We use stamps.com at risk in the story studio and you should too.

And right now, you can get this special offer when you use our promo code, RISK.

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So, don't wait. Go to stamps.com before you do anything else.

Click on the microphone at the top of the homepage and type in RISK, that stamps.com and to RISK.

Now, here's the show.

RISK!

Hello, kids. This is RISK, the show where people tell true stories. They never thought they dared to share.

I'm Kevin Allison and this is Ira Irons strings behind me now.

Well, my fine forefendered and feathered friends.

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