Hey folks, this is Kevin.

On this week's episode of Risk, holiday stories 15!

You'll hear Chris Finn Finnegan!

I would not stop putting tinsel on the tree until it looked like it had been like gang banged by cyborgs.

Just just coated in tinsel.

That and more, but before that, I want to give a shout out to our latest Patreon member,

Line Handler. We're always so happy to give a shout out to anyone who dominates $25 per month or more

over at patreon.com slash risk.

And we are so hugely grateful for it.

We couldn't keep the show running without the help of folks who love the show.

And in our 14th year of doing this, we're dead set determined to keep on keeping on with amazing episodes.

Like this latest holiday stories episode, you are about to hear.

So don't forget you can find so many bonus stories and check ins with risk staff and risk storytellers

over at patreon.com slash risk.

We'll be right back.

Now here's the show.

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You know he sees you when you sleep.

Hello kids, this is risk.

The show where people tell true stories, they never thought they dared to share.

I'm Kevin Allison. This is Kelly Finnegan behind me now.

And this is holiday stories 15.

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