I'm assuming we're not going to talk much baseball in this segment.

On the line right now, a man who is extremely popular.

He is known throughout the world as the wrestling humorist,

the man known as hot dog to some.

Scott,

thanks for being here on opening day Star Wars.

Oh, I wouldn't be anywhere else with my voluminous knowledge of baseball.

Well, also a major baseball lover from South Florida, a man known throughout the world,

and some of those people will even talk to him.

He's a man who is known as the magnificent one and hiccuping fabulous mullah.

Amongst other names, he's your friend and mine, Howard Baum. Howard, thanks for being here today.

Hey, hey, hey, hey. You know, it's just like old home week. It fits like an old glove. I didn't realize

how much I missed it until it went away.

Glorious to be back. Glorious to be able to spread some sunshine during these almost post-COVID days.

A tremendous shout out to all my friends and, you know, listeners out there. I'm glad we're back, and I'm glad you're out there listening to us.

Well, you know, you're...

I'm just back from spring break, because I understand it.

That's right.

I just caught hepatitis M through Z, so my dance card is pretty full.

I'm down to South Beach, you know, I don't mean to brag.

I told Dan Farron, I said, you know, it would really be a great idea to make Howard our roving spring break reporter and just give him a microphone and send him to fall out of hell and just let him talk to whoever he wants to talk to.

Well, I kind of did a similar thing at a recent independent show that we had.

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