I didn't get you anything.

That's okay. Your presence is present enough.

But seriously nothing?

Itch manners. Oh, Hello in a mad, I'm your husband host Travis McElroy.

And I'm your wife host, Theresa McElroy.

And you are listening to Schmanners.

It's extraordinary etiquette.

Or ordinary occasions hello, my duff.

Hello dear. Hello, hi, hello my dove. Hello dear.

Hello, hi, a sleepy evening.

Hey, sleepy evening.

That's nothing.

Ah, man folks, baby dog didn't sleep good.

Yeah, we're crossing our fingers or whatever it is, people do now.

Crossing our fingers and a stump in our feet, singing,

do what did he, didn't, oh, didn't he? our feet singing do you. Oh no it's going to be a weird one. No I know we've talked

about this before because we've done holiday shopping

episodes before. We have. What kind of like gift giver are you?

Well, first of all, I firmly believe that a gift isn't something that you earn or deserve.

You give someone a gift because you want to show them how much you appreciate them, not how much they've done for you or, you know, it's not a tip on their wages, It is a freely given gift. Also, I like it when people make lists.

Oh yeah, that's true. You know, the thing is, now in my late, in my twilight years.

You're, what? In my twilight years. Here at the end, here at the end of my life.

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