Oh, starting off the episode with a bang.

I can't think of any other way to start our annual holiday pregame.

That's right.

And some beyond parody stories.

Hit us third annual holiday pregame to remind you.

Special thanks to everyone that's been with us the whole way.

And oh, welcome for all the new listeners.

If this is your first current modern holiday pregame, we're glad to have you here. I did go back and look. You were right. We did record two holiday pregames the first year. And we just did one last year. So this is technically number four, but it's the third year we've done it. And for those of you that have caught the previous three, you know, I love you non-parasocally as a very close, intimate friend. And I'm

glad that we share this non-parassocial connection. But we rung the Beyond Parity Bell.

Yeah. Because we've got, I think, three plus Beyond Parity stories to talk about. We've got a good

bit. Yeah. Before we get into our holiday pregame episode. And I want to start with the upcoming holiday, Thanksgiving. Okay. Who doesn't love giving Thanksgiving back, having good food? Do you know? Yeah. Yeah. So you are all aware, I'm sure, of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. Culture. Of course, right. Yeah, it's like it's an American thing. It's a thing that happens every year. White people have no culture.

Come on now.

Well, there's this conservative group called one million moms. And they are seemingly committed to calling out the wokeness and the depravity of the parade this year. And they launched a petition regarding the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. Okay. And I figured I would just read a couple of excerpts from the petition so you guys can get an idea of what conservatives are thinking about

this time of the year. What possible float could they be like up in arms about this? Oh no.

This is this is the first paragraph. I'm going to read you guys from this petition. The non-binary

and transgender extravaganza on display this Thanksgiving will be brought to you by Macy's during their annually sponsored Thanksgiving Day parade.

Unless they are forewarned about it, this year's holiday parade will potentially expose tens of millions of viewers at home to the liberal LGBTQ agenda.

That's crazy.

Now, I want you to take a guess.

What do you think they're mad about? I genuinely have no idea. Like, the only fucking float's that I like remember ever every year, it's like fucking baby Yoda and like Luffy or Goku. Okay,

like sick ones, you know? See, it's not even a specific float that they're mad about. Oh,

just the principal? They're angry about two

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