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Childproof

Holiday Movie Review

Childproof

Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom

Kids & Family, Parenting

4.92K Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2025

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

It’s the holiday season and tomorrow is Thanksgiving. Your friendly neighborhood podcasts hosts little bit forgot they’d be insanely busy in the lead up to Thanksgiving in the US. So you get a preshow run long. If you’re a former subscriber you’ll recognize this chaos for what it is. Tori and Gwenna being odd and barely having their ish together. From behind the scenes info to an in depth discussion of parenting in Christmas movies this episode is a lot of something and nothing and everything. Happy Thanksgiving. We want to hear from you, let us know how you feel about Christmas movies! Email us: childproofmail@gmail.com Join our Patreon Preorder Gwenna's new book Thinky Thoughts: All Grown Up & Still Just As Confused Be sure to check out our other shows: Founded Bibliophage This is an Airwave Media podcast. To advertise on this podcast please email Advertising@airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

How's the business going?

0:01.2

We're busier than ever, but struggling to get the staff we need. Recruiting can be such a distraction. We gave Job Centre Plus a try, and they've really helped us out. Really? Yeah. It was dead easy. We got our own employer advisor, Julie, who helped advertise our jobs, shortlisted candidates for us and letters interview at the Job Centre. We've hired some great people, and Job Centre Plus really took the hassle out of it, And there was no fee.

0:23.1

Brilliant. That's straight on my to-do list. view at the job center. We've hired some great people and Job Center Plus really took the hassle

0:21.2

out of it and there was no fee. Brilliant. That's straight on my to-do list. Find out more at

0:26.0

business.gov.com.ukes slash recruit. Eligibility criteria apply. Also like little Cindy the

0:31.7

cycle breaker because like she could have ended up the next cringe with the level and neglect happening

0:36.6

there.

0:39.2

Cindy, the cycle breaker who.

0:40.9

Raising a well-behaved child in this world

0:43.0

requires strict discipline and punishment.

0:45.3

Today we will look.

0:46.7

No, the fuck.

0:47.6

We will not. Hello and welcome to the oddest version of child proof you've ever heard.

1:04.1

This is an airwave media podcast and I am Gwenalaitland.

1:07.4

I am Tori Phantom and it's Thanksgiving week. It's Thanksgiving week and here's what

1:14.3

happened is while we were sitting down to record, we realized that it is almost Thanksgiving

1:20.2

week and we don't, yeah. So this here's what's going to happen. We are going to do a version of what we call our pre-show.

1:31.6

Every day, every recording session, we have to sit down and we have to do a whole bunch of stuff on the back end of the platform that we use to make everything work.

1:42.3

And we also have to have our little like planning discussion.

1:46.4

We're doing some sound checks. We're doing some technical stuff. What we have been doing.

1:51.0

Usually Gwenna is yelling at me about getting a new mic stand. Yes. Often.

1:56.4

Regularly. Every single time. Yeah. Uh huh. And then I will always like get on to them. Are you ready? And they'll be like, yeah. Are you ready? Like right as I've decided to like take a bite of my my little snack or like take a drink. And then it just turns into a weird face time where we rapidly switch subjects. Yeah.

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