Holiday Marriage Contract
Laugh Lines with Kim & Penn Holderness
Kim Holderness
4.9 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 29 November 2022
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
We've talked in the past and in our book about secret contracts you have in relationships (i.e. - who always empties the dishwasher, who always makes the meal plan...) but it got us thinking... what about the holidays? We've always said "mature people ask for what they want." So this week we took those two ideas: talking about what we need for the holidays and making an agreement on who does what. Only this time, it's not a secret. Fair warning, there are a few tears but hopefully hearing our conversation helps someone.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everybody, I'm Kim Holderness. |
| 0:05.8 | And I'm Ben Holderness. |
| 0:06.8 | Thank you so much for joining us on a very special week of the Holderness Family Podcast. |
| 0:10.7 | It is special, honey. |
| 0:12.2 | We're going to workshop something today actively. |
| 0:14.1 | We don't know how it's going to go. |
| 0:15.9 | We don't know how it's going to go. |
| 0:16.9 | You may hear us scream and cry, or it may be the thing that changes our entire holiday |
| 0:23.1 | season. |
| 0:24.1 | If it is something that makes us scream and cry, I will take the blame because this is |
| 0:28.5 | my crazy idea. |
| 0:30.2 | But if it changes our holiday season, I would also like full credit. |
| 0:32.8 | Okay. |
| 0:33.8 | Done. |
| 0:34.8 | So let me say this first before we get started, there's some housekeeping items. |
| 0:39.9 | You guys, our game, Family Face Off is in the universe. |
| 0:43.5 | You can just search Amazon, Family Face Off game, or you can go to our website, theholdernessfamily.com |
| 0:48.2 | and you can order from there. |
| 0:49.9 | It has brought tears to my eyes, seeing people play with their families over Thanksgiving |
| 0:56.5 | and seeing just all different ages loving it and playing it. |
| 1:01.5 | It's really quick and fast paced. |
| 1:03.1 | I hope you love it. |
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