Holiday Loopholes

Cashing in with T.J. Miller

T.J. Miller, Cash Levy, Myles Lasco

Comedy Interviews, Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2013

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Cash and TJ talk about Christmas music, horny elves, Mrs. Clause, Michael Mcdonald, Frank Sinatra, angry mobs, domesticated Javalinas, 12 1/2 step programs, the seeds of revolution, stocking coal, the Liberty Bell, family trips, and ask the question, "Why is Santa so unhealthy?" Put a barrel around your waist and listen to this one with some hot nog, it will warm your heart. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Now entering Nurdist.com.
0:09.0	Nurdist.com.
0:09.0	Answering the questions you don't have.
0:15.0	Deep conversations in the shallow end.
0:20.0	Two men with lots of ideas and less than an hour.
0:25.6	Intelligent-ish.
0:28.8	This is caching in with T.J. Miller.
0:37.0	It was the night before Christmas and all through the house.
0:43.0	Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
0:48.0	Mm-hmm-hmm.
0:51.0	The ladles are hung by the chimney with care
0:57.0	With hope that Saint Nicholas soon would be there
1:00.0	Mm-hmm-hmm-hmm. there.
1:12.0	Christmas time, I'm just hanging all the stockings and getting everything ready for the big day. Left out some milk and tilapia for Santa plenty of chowman
1:17.2	under the Christmas tree let me make sure they have their baggage claim tickets
1:21.2	firmly attached.
1:23.3	Let's double check the gifts.
1:24.7	Chance, I got him some sushi and dicoke, he loves though.
1:28.6	For T.J. I got a Motorola, Motoex.
1:32.0	You know, he seems like he's using his iPhone a little bit too much considering
1:36.5	his current situation. Let's see, I got some gifts for myself and artificial forehead
1:42.0	beard. That'll come in handy a no chicken
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