Holiday in Handcuffs

Mom Can't Cook! A DCOM Podcast

Luke Westaway & Andy Farrant

Tv & Film, Comedy

5 • 944 Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2024

⏱️ 132 minutes

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Summary

Xmas is here folks, and what better way to celebrate than with a LIVE recap of a film about a violent kidnapping, let me finish, that takes place at Christmas?

That's right, it's Holiday in Handcuffs, the 2007 romantic comedy in which Melissa Joan Hart, recently dumped by her boyfriend and facing the prospect of a dateless Christmas with her family, kidnaps Mario Lopez and forces him to pretend to be in love with her. It's as wild as it sounds folks, so strap in for some holiday fun, and remember: if you want bonus episodes of the show, monthly livestream watchalongs, or a shoutout at the end of the show, remember to check out our Patreon at Patreon.com/extrahelpings.

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0:00.0	I'm a fish boy who skates for team X blades with a leprechaun who plays basketball.
0:09.0	Come to my smart house, meet by alien sister, don't come hungry because I'll bet my mom can't cook. Hello and welcome to Mom Can't Cook. I'm one of your hosts, Luke Westaway.
0:28.9	And I am the other host, Andy Farrant. And what you're about to hear is a live recording of our holiday and handcuffs episode, which was filmed on Monday the 16th of December at the
0:38.3	Islington Assembly Halls. Now, assembly halls, they're usually used, aren't they, for all the
0:43.7	young eligible bachelors and bachelorettes of the ton to sort of meet and mingle and
0:49.8	promenade around the place to, you know, to check out their marriage prospects. Yeah, that's what they were doing
0:55.3	just before we got in there for sound check. Yes, yes. There were several gentlemen in there who made
0:59.4	northwards of 10,000 a year. My God. I know, obviously. Extremely eligible. Yes, the ladies of the
1:04.8	ton were all over them. Several of them were undertaking long Arctic expeditions to find the
1:09.8	Northwest Passage as well. So even better.
1:13.2	Yeah. Well, yeah, I'll see you in four years and I'll enjoy your 10,000 a year. Don't mind if I do.
1:17.7	I'll enjoy being, I'll enjoy being mistress of all this. Points to a state. But yeah,
1:24.5	we cleared them out and we went in and talked about holiday and handcuffs.
1:32.1	We did. It was an amazing show. I had such a good time. Thank you everyone who came.
1:37.6	And I think you can probably hear that it was just a lovely venue and they looked after us really well.
1:40.5	It looked gorgeous. It sounded gorgeous. Everything was lush.
1:43.4	Yeah. And don't worry, the sound quality is good this time.
1:47.3	So I look forward to maybe write a review about how good the sound quality is.
1:52.0	Anyway, it's Holiday in Handcuffs, which is the romantic kidnap movie.
1:56.4	Here's the trailer to kind of brace you for what you're about to listen to.
1:59.9	All Trudy wants is to be the perfect daughter. I have nothing to offer.
2:00.8	No husband, no grandchildren.
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