Holiday Foods That Make You Constipated
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 17 November 2023
⏱️ 10 minutes
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Ted's Meat & Potatoes
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| 0:00.0 | Child the day is coming up but first time to open wide and sample Ted's meat and |
| 0:05.6 | potatoes now here's your host head chef of the men's room, the Ted Newgates. |
| 0:14.5 | Head Sheps in a house. |
| 0:16.8 | Thank you folks, thank you. |
| 0:20.7 | It happens a lot of times, especially as you get older before you realize that you're knee deep in the holidays. |
| 0:26.0 | Yes, yes, yes, yes. Thanksgiving, just around the corner. |
| 0:29.0 | Christmas will be here. What's that, Mike? |
| 0:32.0 | Knee-deep in the-h-h-h-hoo in the right who's all holiday. I know. |
| 0:34.6 | We've all been on fire today. So these are some of the top holiday foods that'll leave you. They say backed up. I'm an adult. I'm a head chef your constipated |
| 0:46.2 | You can't poop I now it's in the chamber, but it's a misfired also just for the record. I just want to say I have been through this with |
| 0:55.2 | children. I have been through it with older people. Just tell somebody you can't |
| 1:01.5 | poop or you got a poop. |
| 1:03.4 | What do you mean? |
| 1:05.0 | What do you mean? What, like they're code words? |
| 1:06.0 | You have kids coming up to you and telling you they can't poop? |
| 1:07.8 | No, I've been in a house before though. |
| 1:09.3 | Like, well, finally my place, it's like, what's the problem? |
| 1:13.0 | Okay, I can't go. |
| 1:14.4 | All right. |
| 1:15.0 | And then I've been through it with my own mother |
| 1:16.7 | where it's like, not your time. |
| 1:17.8 | Like what is, what is going on? |
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