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Shmanners

Holiday Decorations

Shmanners

Travis McElroy

Etiquette, Society & Culture, Schmanners, Travis Mcelroy, History Of Etiquette, Teresa Mcelroy, Comedy, Mcelroy

4.72.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2017

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Holiday season is in full swing and you know what that means: HOLIDAY DECORATIONS! How much is too much for the office? How soon is too soon to put them up? What if you don't celebrate Christmas? How did certain decorations become traditions? All that, plus answers to even more of your questions! We also create a brand new beloved holiday character that everyone can enjoy! Enjoy and please be sure to tell a friend!

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0:00.0

Theresa, it's the most wonderful time of the year.

0:05.0

November?

0:06.0

It's Schmanners! Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

0:13.0

Oh,

0:14.0

M. Hello internet. I'm your husband host Teresa McElroy.

0:35.0

And you're listening to Schmanners.

0:36.7

It's extraordinary etiquette.

0:38.0

For ordinary occasions, hello, my dove.

0:40.2

Hello dear.

0:40.8

How are you?

0:41.8

I'm doing well.

0:42.4

How are you? I'm doing all right. I'm having a pretty good day. It's all gray and blustery. It's your favorite type of day. It is. You know, here's the thing. People may hear me and my love of gray quote-unquote

0:57.8

gross weather and think, well, Travis must love winter. Incorrect. I like fall. I love fall weather, before, just before, just before it tips

1:08.3

over into like, I step outside, my fingers go numb and I'm like, well I this I'm gonna go inside you know also not a

1:15.1

big fan of snow yeah I you don't like getting wet really in the snow I do not

1:21.3

care for it here's the thing on I'm people are more than welcome to

1:26.0

disagree with me though I'd rather they did not do it directly via Twitter or

1:29.1

email or anything is what you're saying don't at me? Don't direct at me please, but I think Snow unless you are a teacher doesn't carry the same kind of like wonder that like I remember being a kid and

1:45.5

making up and looking out the window and seeing snow and be like I am not going to school

1:48.9

today or I'm gonna go out and play in that and now I look out and I'm like am I going to have to clean that up or worse when I actually worked a job that I had to drive to thinking like I still have to go because no boss has ever called you and said hey man snow day don't worry about

2:05.1

making stuff today I mean except when there's a snow emergency well yeah the

2:10.9

governor doesn't the governor do that?

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