In an attempt to regain control and get some kind of perceived order back into his life,

he called for a family meeting in December, 1987.

At the meeting, Argyne began to plead with his family, kind of just like pleading for understanding.

Sorry, I'm such a piece of shit, but this is why...

I'm sorry that I've been fucking your sister for most of your life,

but this is why, and please understand,

and we need to get back to our family.

Yeah.

That is so fucked up.

It's fucked up.

So fucked up. It is just so damn fucked up. That's fucked up. Before we get started

with today's show, I just want to throw out a critic trigger warning.

This episode includes graphic descriptions of violence against children, sexual abuse, murder,

pedophilia, the list goes on, incest. The entire episode is fucked. So the trigger warning

covers the whole thing, like the umbrella of authority.

Which is also super fucked. Aye, aye, aye. Let's get into it. On the ninth day of Festivist,

my true love gave to me a Christmas murder in a crime tree. Ah, hey guys, welcome back to the ninth day of our Festivus celebration, the all-inclusive

celebration where you put up a metal pole and you air your grievances. You know, you let the people

in your life how they've disappointed you over the year kisha do you know

what festivus is or are you just like what the fuck you talk i'm familiar but i'm not just like

a pro at festivis not yet well it's from seinfeld which i've said is i'm pretty bummed because

you jerry seinfeld was 38 dating a girl in high school and kramer's are racist so ew but Festivus was you know that was

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