Holiday Bonus! Santa Claus (Or is he Satan?)

Alien Theorists Theorizing

Big Theory Podcasts

True Crime, Philosophy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2018

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Hello All! Thank so much for supporting this independent podcast! We would be nowhere without you fine people listening. So instead of shut down for the holidays, we decided to bring you a little history of the worlds most powerful wizard, Santa Claus! See you in the new year Cheers The Alien Theorists Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/alien-theorists-theorizing/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Our Sponsors: * Check out Rosetta Stone: https://rosettastone.com/TODAY Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	And the Welcome to Alien Theerist Theorizine
0:27.0	Santa Edition.
0:29.0	Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.
0:34.0	I'm Zell.
0:35.0	I'm Dan.
0:37.0	And Braden is tearing his face off because his computer's all fucked up, so he's out.
0:41.0	He's out for this recording.
0:43.0	Brayton's uh he's not feeling the christmas spirit right now.
0:47.0	I've never seen someone have so much struggle with his computer.
0:50.0	It's really sad.
0:52.0	This is this goes for a warning for everyone. If you have a Mac and you use any
0:57.2	type of programs, audio-related or video editing related, just never update to the next operating system because it always gets
1:05.7	fucked up and that's what happened in Brayden.
1:07.5	He did auto update, he had everything set up perfectly and now he's back to zero nothing works so he's just losing his mind.
1:17.0	Such a bummer. Well this is our super special Christmas extra episode.
1:24.1	So me and dad are going to take you on a little history of everyone's favorite
1:29.8	crypted we're calling him.
1:31.6	Yeah, pretty much holiday scripted some giant fat
1:36.8	magical scripted who lives in the North Pole and I mean you can't kill him anything other than they're scripted.
1:44.9	People have been seeing him for hundreds of years, so I'd call him.
1:50.8	First off, I soundly believe that Santa is real.
1:55.0	He is real, I see him twice.
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