"HOLE HOG" with JAKE CORNELL
Good Morning, Sodomites!
Zach Noe Towers
4.9 • 535 Ratings
🗓️ 18 March 2026
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
Jake Cornell is a fantastic NYC based comedian, but in this episode he's telling us all about stalking, smells that make you feral, and no foul breakups.
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| 0:00.0 | Mm, yeah, more. |
| 0:05.0 | Give it to me. |
| 0:08.0 | Mm, yeah, more. |
| 0:11.0 | Good morning, Sotomites |
| 0:14.0 | with Zach Bowie Towers. |
| 0:18.0 | Ha ha ha ha ha ha. |
| 0:20.0 | Jake Cornell. hours. Boop. |
| 0:23.6 | Jake Cornell. |
| 0:24.6 | Hi. |
| 0:25.6 | Hi. |
| 0:26.6 | Crack that bitch. |
| 0:27.6 | There's something. |
| 0:28.6 | So this lighting and this, it just like it feels like we're making only fans video. |
| 0:31.6 | Like, so yeah, it feels very, uh, yes, yes, yes. |
| 0:34.6 | Very casting cults, very amateur. |
| 0:36.6 | It's very cast. Yeah, it's very casting couch. Speaking of OnlyFans, is that your preferred... Do you watch porn? I do watch porn. And is that your preferred source? Like, are you a homemade girlie or a studio girlie? I'm not studio. Me neither. I hate it. I don't like fake. I don't like fake. And script. I'm like, do they even like you other? There's old studio... You know how you have like your classics that you return to? Yes, but even those age out sometimes. Some of them do, but there's a few that have like stood the test of time. Yeah. Um, that I will return to, but I don't watch new studio. Oh, okay, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it. |
| 1:12.0 | But there's like some oldies from back, like, that I've probably been, I've been, like, watching since I was, like, 20. Well, I'm trying to think to, okay, like, have you heard of RFC? It's, like, raw club? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So is that studio? Because it feels very amateur. so does sketch |
| 1:27.5 | sketch |
| 1:28.1 | whatever |
| 1:29.1 | wait |
| 1:29.9 | oh sorry |
| 1:30.2 | I thought you meant |
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