From the Abraham Lincoln radio studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center.

The Armstrong and Joe Ketti.

The Armstrong and Getty Show.

I got a call one night.

The woman said to me, obviously not the same persuasion as I was politically, call me

and said there's a dead dog on my lawn.

And I said, yes ma'am, I said, have you called the county and said, yes they're not here.

And I said, well I'll get them in the morning.

She said, I want to remove now. I pay your salary.

So I went over.

I picked it up.

She said, I want it out of my front yard. I put it on her doorstep.

Wait a minute.

So when was it?

Is that recent Alex?

Or do you know have any idea where that came from?

I was free. He said it yesterday.

I don't know when the doctor was.

So he told that story yesterday.

To great laughs.

I mean, people were digging it.

The routine.

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