Hold my lemons
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.7 • 9.1K Ratings
🗓️ 13 November 2023
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Summary
Poch ’n Pep treated us to another classic! Marcus, Luke, Vish and Jim relive Chelsea 4-4 Manchester City – a glorious game full of good goals, controversial goals, and goals scored with ballsacks. Join us!
Elsewhere, Marcus tries to sign everyone up to the England national team, Jonathan Pearce shows off his rich knowledge of astronomy and John Hartson takes a trip to the Toby Calfery. Plus, a disastrous tifo mishap in Switzerland. Cone om!
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| 0:00.0 | This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats. |
| 0:11.0 | So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's. |
| 0:15.0 | Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. This episode of the Football Ramble is sponsored by Krones and Kaleidas UK. |
| 0:29.4 | Let's talk crap. |
| 0:31.0 | Specifically, yours, stomach pain, diarrhea or blood in poo could be a sign of |
| 0:36.4 | crones and colitis. Too many people dismiss bowel symptoms like this as food |
| 0:41.3 | intolerances, exam stress, relationship troubles, side |
| 0:44.9 | effects of drinking and so on particularly if the symptoms just come and go. |
| 0:48.6 | Self-diagnosis based on information and advice from friends or even social influences is also common but it's |
| 0:54.4 | unreliable and it starts people getting proper treatment for these very serious realities of |
| 0:58.2 | Crohn's and collitis. |
| 1:00.0 | We say cut the crap to the excuses people make not to see a doctor and to all the unverified |
| 1:04.8 | and unsolicited advice. |
| 1:06.3 | Even if you don't have all the symptoms or your symptoms come and go, search cut the |
| 1:10.5 | crap campaign and you'll find an online symptom checker that will help you decide |
| 1:14.9 | whether you should contact your GP. It takes just 30 seconds. |
| 1:18.6 | Search for Cut the Crap Campaign and check your symptoms now. |
| 1:28.0 | Flame it on my juice everybody. Welcome to the Football Ramble. |
| 1:30.0 | A Barnbanger at the bridge and a great win for Bullmouth. |
| 1:32.0 | It's Monday 13th of November. |
| 1:33.8 | I'm Marcus Speller. I'm Luke Moore. I'm Jim Campbell. |
| 1:36.3 | And I'm the Dishin' After Raja. It's Monday again everybody but fear not we're with you and we've got a great show thanks to the Premier League and all its juicy action |
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