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Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People

Hold My Caipirinha

Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People

Chris Gethard

Society & Culture

4.89K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2019

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Gethard heard he has a cult following in Brazil, so this week the line was open to Brazilian numbers only. Immigration issues, education and social work are on the caller’s mind. She also opens up about sexual assault and abuse. This episode is brought to yo by Mack Weldon (www.mackweldon.com code: BEAUTIFUL), ZipRecruiter (www.ziprecruiter.com/BEAUTIFUL), Stamps.com (www.stamps.com code: BEAUTIFUL), and Drop (https://b.ewd.io/Beautiful).

Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:03.1

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0:07.1

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0:11.6

well too. If you don't like the first pair, keep it. They'll still refund you. No questions asked.

0:16.4

I've been wearing Mac Weldon for years. They were the first advertiser on the show.

0:19.9

The pairs I have that are three years old. They're still great. Hold on up. My wife says it's a

0:23.5

flattering cut. For 20% off your first order, visit Mac Weldon.com. Enter promo code Beautiful at

0:29.3

Checkout. Hello to everybody who insists on calling it soccer. It's beautiful and anonymous one

0:41.2

hour. One phone call. No names. No holds barred.

0:59.3

Hi everybody. It's Chris Gatherard. Welcome to another episode of Beautiful and Anonymous.

1:02.8

So happy to be here. How would I describe this show of your first time, listener? This is the show

1:07.7

where I tweet out a phone number and I talk to literally anyone who calls. And it sounds like

1:12.1

that's going to be a paper thin premise, but what happens actually is people all over the world

1:16.3

get a chance to put their own stories on record in their own words. It's not celebrity worship over

1:21.8

here. It's the worship of real people with real lives. I'll be going on the road. I got one last

1:27.5

set of tour dates to plug. I know the plugs are annoying, but this is my last set of tour dates

1:31.6

before the kid comes. And then you won't hear about any more tour dates until later in the year.

1:36.3

We got a stand up happening Wednesday night in Huntsville, Alabama, Thursday night in Nashville,

1:41.3

Tennessee, and then Friday, Saturday and Sunday in Atlanta, Georgia. It's my first time in Huntsville

1:47.0

in Atlanta. And heading back to Nashville. My first ever club I had lined there. I bombed really

1:53.8

hard and sold no tickets at Zainey's in Nashville. I'm so happy they're having me back.

1:57.3

Last week's episode was Jet Mouth. A lot of people seemed to like that one. I noticed that.

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