Hold Me Like a Monkey
Mega
Greg Hess
4.8 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 20 September 2025
⏱️ 35 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's up, guys? It's your boy, Greyhaz, aka the Rumtum Tugger. You know, last night I looked |
| 0:06.2 | out my window and unfortunately, Donovan Gio was climbing around out on his roof. And when he saw me |
| 0:12.2 | looking over, he did something very lewd. He sort of bent over and he said, |
| 0:17.0 | Supercast, more like Super. And, you know, that he was pointing to his bum. |
| 0:22.2 | And you know what he said there. |
| 0:24.0 | Guys, I've got to make sure that this guy doesn't win. |
| 0:26.7 | And people that are helping us do that are Jack B, Kitar, Amanda B, Emily L, Taima W, and Chad L. |
| 0:34.2 | They all jumped into the Supercast sale this month and got 20% off their membership. |
| 0:39.8 | So head on over to mega.supercast.com, help the podcast keep going and growing and make sure |
| 0:45.4 | people like Donovan Geo don't win. |
| 0:48.5 | Mega is an improvised satire from the staff of a fictional Mega church. |
| 0:52.3 | We are here. Lord, we are here, and we're ready to podcast. |
| 1:08.2 | Hiya, I'm Haley Labant, and this is Mega. Coming to you from Twin Hills Community Church |
| 1:12.1 | where every single week, we're giving our Mega Church a tiny family feel. Ooh, we love to |
| 1:16.9 | introduce you to members of our church staff and people from our community, and I always find |
| 1:20.6 | it to be a treat and a treasure. And per usual, I'm joined by my co-host. He's the youth pastor |
| 1:25.2 | for our high school ministry called Climax. Please welcome |
| 1:29.1 | Gray Haas. Keep it up for Christ. He is the guy that I like, Hallie. How are you? |
| 1:36.4 | I am so blessed. Do you want to do you want a duo for on that one? Do you want to mollick at |
| 1:41.9 | Greg? No, Hallie, that's actually, that's something that, |
| 1:44.4 | well, I'm really just so on fire right now because I've just spent the whole weekend at a |
| 1:51.2 | men's retreat, Ignite. It's called the Ignite Men's Retreat, just a great way to stat the fall |
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