When there are ghosts that have come from the earth, or a bansom of night that have no honor, or one that lies dead in the desert, or a ghost unburied, or a demon, or a ghoul, whatever thou be until thou art from all the way, thou shalt find here no water to drink, thou shalt not stretch or thy hand to arom.

Into a house enter thou not, through all fence break through thou not, we are protected that we may be frightened, our life you may not steal, that we may be scared to death.

Welcome to Scared to Death, creeps, peepers, robbers and anabels.

Yes, welcome everyone. I'm Dan. Hi Dan, I'm Lindsay. Hello, I-

Hello. I'd really fight the urge to do a weird voice to open the show, I was gonna do it.

Welcome to Scared to Death, creeps, peepers, robbers and anabels. Just like- I imagine a new listener be like, what the hell?

I think that-

It's a little affected.

Well, maybe, or maybe it's awesome.

Maybe.

Maybe you should do it for the whole show. Could you keep it up for an entire show?

I think it hurt my throat too much.

I think so. While we were listening to the opening prayer, I'm staring at this candle.

I don't understand what is going on with its flame. It's just like ebbing in and out, in and out.

It is, that's pretty.

It's also weird.

This is the 80th straight week of Scared to Death. It's pretty exciting.

So take a break from whatever horror is happening in your life and enjoy escaping into the horror of others' lives.

That's a good one.

I want to talk about maybe my favorite tea ever in the store at BadMagicMarch.com.

Okay, that's a big statement because you like them all.

I know, I really need to order some new ones.

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