Now, the men's room wants to know

Who sucks less?

Yay, Typer, who sucks less?

See, the throw hook, you bring us three stories

in the news each and every day, they all suck.

That is up to us to determine out of these three stories.

Which one sucks the least?

Now, if you have any follow KISW on Twitter

and on Facebook, the debate is already underway

on Who Sucks Less.

Yes indeed, and this week all of these stories handpicked

by our very own Mike Hawk.

Yeah, thanks Mike.

Because I think Mike is tired of this.

Like I said, all these stories sound familiar.

It's amazing how often they keep happening,

but let us begin.

We're going to tend to see where man he pleaded guilty

to pointing AK-47 rifle at little Caesars employees

because his six dollar, six dollar pepperoni pizza

was taking too long to cook.

And a plea deal, 64-year-old Charles Doty,

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