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Too Scary; Didn't Watch
Headgum
4.7 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 13 May 2026
⏱️ 103 minutes
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Summary
The perfect Mother's Day film, we had loads of good craic!
Movie Intro @ 16:27
Trivia @ 20:24
Recap starts @ 25:31
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:09.2 | This is Emily, Henley, and Sammy, and you're listening to Too Scary Didn't Watch. |
| 0:27.5 | Hi, everyone. Welcome to Too Scary Didn't Watch the horror movie recap podcast for those too scared to watch for themselves. I'm Emily and I am too scared to watch scary movies. |
| 0:32.1 | I'm Henley and I'm also too scared to watch scary movies. I'm Sammy and I love watching scary movies |
| 0:37.2 | so I watch them so that you don't have to. And I am very excited for this week's movie. I think this is my most anticipated horror movie of the year, which feels sad because now it's about to be over in the year. There's not even half. There's other ones. There's so many. There's so much potential. There's so many. Oh my God. We are really blessed this year. Honestly, like, yeah, kind of too many. |
| 0:57.2 | Kind of too many. Spread it out, guys. Spread it out. Specifically in the month of May, it has been a lot. |
| 1:01.7 | A lot in the month of May, but we're grateful. |
| 1:03.8 | We're grateful. |
| 1:04.4 | Is May like the new October? |
| 1:06.1 | Is May the new horror season? |
| 1:07.7 | It's the spring flowers come and we are terrified, horrified. |
| 1:11.5 | Could be, could be. |
| 1:13.1 | I guess so. |
| 1:13.9 | Yeah, I don't remember. new horror season. It's the spring flowers come and we are terrified, horrified. Could be, |
| 1:12.5 | could be. I guess so. Yeah, I don't really know what I mean, it's working. But I think we're moving toward a year-round horror. I think it's just the only movie that gets made anymore, |
| 1:20.2 | which again, not complaining. Works for us. A lot of people have been very excited about this movie, so I'm really excited. |
| 1:25.2 | Well, if you're so excited that you just can't freaking wait and you don't want to hear a single second of us talking about something that's not this week's movie, there are timestamps in the show notes because first I would like to know Emily and Henley did |
| 1:31.2 | anything scary happen to you this week I mean just a little thing we Friday night we |
| 1:46.2 | went out to a bar and it was crowded in this bar and you, you know, we had to go. |
| 1:53.8 | I know what I'm going to say. |
| 2:01.6 | Just stop right there. |
| 2:03.4 | I had to say it was there. And I had to, um, it's, you order at the front and then we had to be like went out to the patio because it was the only place there was space. So we're maneuvering our way through the bar. and I'm, you know, I've got eyes up and I'm looking, |
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