You're listening to Frank Skinner's podcast from Absolute Radio.

Good morning, this is the Frank Skinner Show.

The producers just passed me a piece of paper saying, do not text.

That's a clue to what's going on today or will be revealed later.

It is a Frank Skinner Show. If you paid attention at school, you might have realised I'm not actually Frank Skinner.

I'm Emily Dean. I'm standing in for Frank this week. He's taking a little mini break.

He's not leaving the country, so don't try and berg or him.

It's a staycation. That's where he's convinced Kathy is because he doesn't want to spend money on holiday.

But I hope they're having a lovely time.

I should say in the interest of full disclosure, we have, we're not live today. Is that right boys?

It is indeed true.

You sounded really sleazy when you said that.

In the studio, we have Matt Ford. He's a friend of the show.

Yeah, good friend.

Oh, I can't help it.

Well, friends with benefits.

And Steve, all in the house. Good morning.

Well, it's not really morning, but pretending it is.

There's the illusion smashed. There's no tooth fairy.

Why are we doing a pre-record?

I'm not quite sure why we're doing a pre-record this morning.

Why we're doing a pre-record? Daisy?

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