Good morning from hell, I'm Chris and I died recently and my eternal punishment in the

underworld is to do this podcast where I interview everyone in hell with my co-host Clayton

who is running for president of hell against his older brother, Satan.

That's right, I am running.

Not physically, I am quite tired.

My legs are very sore, I had to hurry to get here so I'm running in a race that is not

maybe you're walking towards the election.

That's right, yeah, we'll go over that.

I do have to say every time you intro this podcast you say my eternal punishment, Chris,

you're getting off really easy man, you know, there's a lot of people out here in hell,

they would die for your job, well they are already dead, but you should really appreciate

this like cushy job I've given you.

Well, I wasn't complaining.

Because I've got a list of things that you could be doing, doing a deal and a few, I can

list it off.

Okay, alright, let's see, I've got a human speed bump, you want to do that?

No, no, I'm good, I'm good.

Okay, alright, let's see, I've got just this butt liquor, that's just inappropriate.

Just butt, who's butt?

I know, it's unclear, I'll have to put a question mark behind that and I'm going to have

to look into that one.

And then the other one is human plunger.

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