This week privacy definitions, inventor ambitions, and illegal emissions.

I'm Brett Black.

I'm Travis McElroy.

And I'm the sorting hat.

With trends like these. Hello Brent, how are you?

Hello Brent, Travis, how are you buddy? I'm doing great friendo. How's the lone

star state? Oh not bad. I, uh, so as our listeners of last week's episode, no, I did come for

Retro Palusa, but I stayed because I'm in my hometown and it's good friends are good family's good

I had this weird kind of like hay fever thing going on I think that basically

I've been away from Texas too long and now I'm allergic to everything because I haven't

been here consistently for almost 10 years.

But let me ask you this, Brent.

Real quick.

How would you describe the stars at night?

Well, they're like big and bright.

I hear you.

So a story I wanted to touch on real quick in our intro, it wasn't really deep enough that I wanted to do a full discussion of it.

But I've just found out recently, I saw it posted on Facebook, that Oregon Shakespeare Festival is basically undertaking a project in which

36 different playwrights are going to quote translate Shakespeare's plays

into modern English. Wow.

And listen, I totally understand their motives because when I worked at the Cincinnati Shakespeare

Company, one of the most common, you know, student matinee questions we got was,

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