Hobbits and Orcs and Elves, Oh My! - Featuring Tales from the Stinky Dragon #94

Good Morning From Hell

Clayton, Vice-President of Hell

Comedy Fiction, Fiction, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 November 2021

⏱️ 27 minutes

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In a last ditch effort to win the war against heaven, Hell’s top military recruitment officers teleport to a magical fantasy world. Featuring Barbara Dunkelman from our other comedy podcast, Tales from the Stinky Dragon! Check it out here: https://linktr.ee/TalesFromTheStinkyDragon Get our merch? https://linktr.ee/GoodMorningFromHell

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0:00.0	This is a Rooster Teeth production.
0:05.0	Good morning from hell, I'm Chris and I died recently and my eternal punishment is to do this podcast where we interview everyone in the afterlife and I'm joined as always by Satan's younger brother Clayton.
0:27.0	So his more formal title is both podcast and the Secretary of War with the upcoming War with Heaven.
0:36.0	Yeah, hey, Chris, Chris, get put this on. Put this, put this whole wardrobe on.
0:40.0	What is this, is this a dress?
0:42.0	No, Chris, it's a tunic, okay? Haven't you played Zelda?
0:46.0	Idiot.
0:47.0	Yeah, okay.
0:49.0	All right, strap this belt on, all right, put these pants on. Try these boots, these boots fit.
0:53.0	Too small?
0:54.0	No. Too bad.
0:55.0	Okay, all right, how do I look?
0:59.0	Well, how?
1:00.0	Kind of like a medieval car salesman.
1:04.0	Good perfect, perfect. That's exactly what I'm going for.
1:07.0	Dare I ask why we are dressing up in a, are we going to a medieval fare?
1:13.0	No, we're not going to medieval times.
1:16.0	Well, I mean, we are kind of going to medieval times but not like the ones that serve, you know, like chicken legs and you know, you get to go there and take a roll to 70.
1:24.0	Well, I think they're super fun. I just want to say that if we did go there.
1:29.0	Well, you would, you would be the type of guy that would like cosplay as a stormtrooper to a Renaissance festival.
1:33.0	But no, we're going to like the real actual like fantasy world like medieval times.
1:39.0	If you know what I mean.
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