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Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

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It is Cinco de Mayo, the annual Mexican holiday that I believe commemorates the five jars of mayo that miraculously lasted for eight nights.

Cinco de Mayo is the fourth drunkest holiday in America.

That's true.

It's the fourth, yeah.

The first three are St. Patrick's Day.

So, thank you.

It would be mean.

Although a lot of people mistakenly think that it's Mexico's Independence Day.

So remember to correct people if you want to be the most annoying guy at Happy Hour.

It's a common mistake, actually.

Cinco de Mayo, which commemorates the day that French armies were defeated at the Battle of Puebla by drunk blonde girls and sombreros.

That's my favorite.

That's a common mistake, actually.

It's not the Mexican debate.

I think what probably happened is the bars and beer and restaurant industry got together and said we need something.

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