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You gotta just imagine the towning Facebook group after this story came out.

So a retiree and a board member of a neighborhood HOA is accused of dropping a deuce, not once, but twice. the

neighborhood H-O-A-Ways accused of dropping a deuce, not once, but twice on the side of a neighbor's house in New Pal.

And then this person denied that they did it until they were confronted with video evidence.

Yeah, we got you on tape.

You would assume if you live in one of those, you know,

cookie cutter type neighborhoods where all the houses kind of look the same or similar or whatever that

the tend to be newer homes and most of those would have a

camera yeah some video surveillance you know, that you would be caught by one of these cameras doing this. This is not 1985. All right, so let's get into this a little bit, shall we?

Okay. When we went to the break, so when the other blonde lady was here, I remember we had a story about, I can't remember if it was a superintendent or a principal who there was an issue with someone on the regular taking a dump I remember it was on the

track at the school somewhere and then it turned out they finally caught the culprit

and it was either the superintendent or the principal was doing it and then that person tried to pin it on I have

bad boughs or whatever and it's like bro after the ninth time or whatever you get it's not your bowels it's intentional by that point you'd know when you got a dump and you're doing it intentionally so let's kind of work with that as our sort of guidepost for this incident, shall we?

All right, so one time.

Now, how close did this person live to the house in question

where the defecation took place?

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