Hitting the Ceiling, Boybands & Being Rejected by Dennis Bergkamp with Alex Brooker
Restless Natives with Martin Compston & Gordon Smart
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4.8 • 684 Ratings
🗓️ 8 November 2023
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
The brilliant guests continue this week with a man that Martin's been promosing to bring onto the pod for months, it's the brilliantly funny Alex Brooker. In this brilliant chat: Roberto Carlos in a jacuzzi, A Childhood complex, Finding out your funny, Losing your leg after a one night stand, Being protective parents, Boybands & Rejected by Dennis Bergkamp.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a global player original podcast. |
| 0:15.4 | Hello Shaggers, one and all. |
| 0:16.7 | This is the Restless Natives podcast brought to you today from West of Square in London. |
| 0:20.3 | In the room today is the hairline pervert himself, |
| 0:22.7 | D.I. Barnett, the Scottish advanced pretender. |
| 0:25.5 | Is that the right terminology? |
| 0:26.7 | Advanced pretender, Martin Comston. |
| 0:28.9 | A man who has kissed more men in films |
| 0:30.5 | than we can justify without raising serious questions |
| 0:32.5 | about his true identity. |
| 0:34.5 | It's Fanny DeVito, aka Robert De Nerely, |
| 0:37.2 | the one and only Markovstein. |
| 0:39.4 | How you doing, you're right? And I'm Gordon Smart, riding on the coattails of a national |
| 0:43.5 | treasure, just following any slipstream hoping at some point to pick up a reasonable job |
| 0:48.2 | on the telly. Something like the last leg. 17 series of fucking piss on the telly, |
| 0:53.9 | getting paid so much money for it. |
| 0:56.1 | And that brings us to our next guest. |
| 0:58.0 | One of the most talented comedians of his generation. |
| 1:00.3 | Martin Compton has been promising him as a guest |
| 1:02.2 | for at least 10 months |
| 1:04.5 | from a countback we had earlier on. |
| 1:06.7 | Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, |
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