Hitting On People At Funerals
Life Will Be the Death of Me with Chelsea Handler
iHeartPodcasts
4.3 • 4.6K Ratings
🗓️ 2 September 2021
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
Chelsea and Brandon tackle the age-old question: should you try to hook up with your childhood crush at their mother’s funeral? A teacher chooses between working with her best friend or landing a better job. A manager wonders if she should be the corporate bitch her boss wants her to be. And a memoirist asks how much he should reveal about his sister’s bad behavior in their youth.
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| 0:00.0 | We all know how important gut health is, but did you know that kombucha may not deliver on their probiotic promise? |
| 0:06.0 | Probiotics break down over time in pre-mixed drinks and kombucha. |
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| 0:41.0 | Hi everybody, I'm Tyler Florence. |
| 0:43.0 | I'm Wells Adams. We're the hosts of the new podcast, two dudes in the kitchen. |
| 0:46.0 | You might be asking yourself, why do these guys have a podcast? |
| 0:49.0 | Because we love food, we got a chance to click together on television, on food and no work back in the day, connecting with fantastic techniques, and having a great time while you're doing it. |
| 0:59.0 | This is a podcast for you, for you to call into, give us your feedback, and we're here to answer your questions, and kind of get those kitchen burners fired up. |
| 1:07.0 | Listen to two dudes in a kitchen on the iHeartRadio app Apple Podcast, or wherever you listen to podcasts. |
| 1:13.0 | I'm Marcel Swally, that do, and host a more to it. |
| 1:19.0 | A new iHeart original podcast that takes a deep dive into the biggest stories in sports, entertainment, and culture. |
| 1:26.0 | We start with headline news, and journey into deeper conversations, always finding those life lessons that are presented in every single story. |
| 1:33.0 | Did you know Wifeable Balls are a great game of skill, but a greater game of will. |
| 1:37.0 | You'll know when you listen to more to it on the iHeartRadio app Apple Podcast, or wherever you find your favorite shows. |
| 1:44.0 | Hi everybody, welcome to Dear Chelsea. Thanks for tuning in and listening. |
| 1:49.0 | Do you tune in? I don't know, it goes on anymore. |
| 1:52.0 | I have to say that I had the absolute best time playing the Santa Barbara Bowl. |
| 1:58.0 | I want to thank everyone who was there. It was such good vibes. I had tons of friends come out, and I'm just really excited about my stand-up tour. |
| 2:06.0 | So I wanted to give you guys some more stand-up dates if you live in Cincinnati, September 30th. |
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