Hittin The Bart Simpson With The Family Towel | EP 220

Random Order Podcast

Random Order Studios

Stand Up, Leisure, Toronto, Funny, Comedy, Improv

5.0 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2025

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Recording LIVE on Friday night, we dive into the depths of:

⭐️ Drying off like Bart Simpson with the family towel

⭐️ Ice Cube basketball league

⭐️ Twitch vs YouTube Live

⭐️ Canada sleeping on Pizza Nova

⭐️ The game where you lose your food

⭐️ The ever-eluding Shellz Bro Episode

⭐️ Jae & Trey's outdated headshots

⭐️ The hand in the pocket with the thumb out

⭐️ Screaming in scary games

⭐️ Aura farming as an Unc

⭐️ Duke Dennis fights through a tongue twister

⭐️ Sheldon learns how to say Massachusetts

⭐️ Dogs gotta lock in and talk

⭐️ Cesar Millan Aura farms on his book cover

⭐️ The bad Maury Povich kids

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast. They go on grit. You're not putting the towel between the, you know what I'm I mean? That's what I was going to ask. Like, do you dry like that? Like, in the movies? No, bro. I do. Not in the movies. I just go on my hand with the towel around my hand. Oh.
0:22.6	They never borrow a towel at your house?
0:24.0	Yeah, you couldn't.
0:24.2	They could. They could turn the beat on.
0:26.9	All right.
0:27.6	I can't put my towel in between my cheeks.
0:29.7	Really?
0:30.3	Yeah, I just won't.
0:33.7	You said my mic not hot right now.
0:35.4	Now you're Mike high again.
0:36.4	Look, is racism that bad? Whoa. Didn't know you there, man. Welcome to the show, man. What's so, y'all? Yeah, I know you hear the audio this time, round. Show him. Talk to me, baby. Yeah. Listen, man. Yeah. Mike check. Your uncles have figured it out. Come, man Honestly, it was Uncle Shelton It was Uncle Shelton Yeah, thank you Uncle Sheldon Come on man Yeah, I didn't go a lot Bro, that shit stressed me out Like I didn't sleep well last night For real That's how much it Driving home I was just Griffin and Steelwell Like how could I how could I drop the ball like yeah you turn your audio on the chat i don't want to look about over your goddamn audio in the chat everyone man please show need it man please in the in the in the in the hell yeah man yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, too. They can be laughing. Oh, for sure.
1:46.2	Hell yeah, they are. Eagle landed from Japan. Evan, what's up? Man, I'm just going on over there. 26, I got to happen. I got to go to Japan because they're about to make some changes to tourism. are they gonna make it worse yeah they're gonna make it hard they're gonna make you have to pay extra
1:44.2	charges and shit because it's too much now yeah i'm so tapped out of the world they're like we good now
1:48.4	thank you Are they going to make it worse? Yeah, they're going to make it hard. Yeah, they're going to make you have to pay extra charges and shit because it's too much now.
2:02.1	Yeah, I'm so tapped out of the world.
2:03.5	They're like, we good now.
2:04.6	Thank you guys. Appreciate it. Yeah. If you don't want to come here now, we got to charge you a little bit more than 27. So I got to go next year. Yeah, yeah. I got to go ahead.
1:58.3	It's admission fee at the border?
2:00.3	So it's, it's, I think you don't pay taxes if you have a passport.
2:04.1	Yeah.
2:04.6	Now you're going't pay taxes if you have a passport.
2:20.2	Yeah.
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