What is up everybody? Welcome in to the show. We are live. Me and my bad haircut in a New York basement. You could tell my mom's white because there's an American flag in the background with an anchor on it.

I don't know where you even get something like that.

Oh, it's over here.

I don't even know what that means. There's some sort of anchor around a bunch of stars over here.

I don't know what that means

but I assume

it could be very racist

you know

I come from a family where

you know you ask them

you guys racist

and a lot of the times no no no no no two glasses and boresckel later um you know

some things start getting said but anyway that's the backdrop i don't know There's a little, I don't know what that lamp.

I don't know how I feel about that lamp.

I don't really like the way. I don't know. I don't like that. Reminds me of that Disney Pixar lamp. I don't know how I feel about that. And then the two windows up there, there's no windows down here besides those two windows. So my mom's got a bunch of fire extinguishers down here.

My mom, and you guys know this, love her to death, but she has a, down here besides those two windows. So my mom's got a bunch of fire extinguishers down here.

My mom, and you guys know this, love her to death, but she has a, like a real fear of house fires.

And everyone's just scared of everyone's afraid of a fire, right? You don't want to, I'm getting my hair cut today.

Not today, but fixed by some woman my mom set me up with because great clips like

actually fucked me up.

Look at this.

And I went into the bathroom with like arts and craft scissors and try to fix it.

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