Hitman

Nerd of Mouth

The Last Podcast Network

Society & Culture, Leisure, Video Games

4.7 • 606 Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2023

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

It's time to join Agent 47 Holden and Agent 47 Jake in the bathroom for this episode all about the Hitman franchise! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com\ Want even more WizBru? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/WizBru

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0:00.0	Hey there, podcast listener.
0:04.4	Have you ever been listening to Wizard and The Bruiser and thought to yourself,
0:07.6	I wish I could see just how fat Jake and Holden are in real life.
0:12.1	Don't lie, we know all about your weird inside thoughts, listeners.
0:15.9	Well, now you can make that dream a reality because WizBrew and Page 7 are going on tour.
0:22.2	Austin, Dallas, Milwaukee, Chicago, Minneapolis.
0:25.5	D.C., Philly, Brooklyn, San Francisco, L.A.
0:28.7	Nowhere is safe from an all-new show we're calling Release the Butthole Cut.
0:33.6	Ew. Come join your fellow LPN fans for a night of pop culture chaos that's fun for the whole family, assuming your family consists of equally broken weirdos in their 30s.
0:43.8	It's going to be a blast. Tickets are on sale right now at lastpodcastnetwork.com. Go, go now.
0:50.2	There's VIP meet and greet passes available as well in case you want to get, you know, a little extra close, especially personal.
0:57.6	I legally have to clarify that there is no sexual element involved.
1:01.7	I mean, unless, you know.
1:03.6	Okay, geez chick.
1:04.8	All right, stop winking, all right, buddy.
1:06.6	It's page seven and Wizard and the Bruiser live.
1:09.3	Go to lastpodcastnetwork.com for dates and tickets.
1:37.2	Music Hey, everybody, it's me.
1:39.9	Your agent 47 wizard.
1:40.6	Holder McNeely.
1:43.8	I'm the greatest assassin in the world, Jake. And hi, it is me. Also, Agent 47, Bruce of Jake. I need to use the bathroom. I need to use the bathroom. All right. I need to use the bathroom. Go right ahead, sir. Go right ahead, sir. Hey, what's that over there? Could you look the other way?
2:02.6	Oh, I'm just ready to... Get choked, you idiot.
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