Unsurprisingly to anyone who’s historied, Hitler was a man who promoted a hateful ideology, had millions murdered, crippled a generation, and plunged an entire continent into ruin. What’s maybe slightly less known is that before he did all this, he was a lazy layabout, ultimately squandering his inheritance culminating in him becoming homeless for a few years. To say Hitler avoided anything even remotely resembling work, except for the work he put into not doing any work, or responsibility leading up to his rise would be a gross understatement. On top of that, his first dalliances into love were about as creepy as you can come by, including at one point devising a plan to murder the object of his love because she wasn’t into him. If he couldn’t have her, he simply planned to Romeo and Juliet himself and her. It should also be noted he never actually bothered to talk to her even once in his life before planning this all out, only stalking her from afar for years… When you combine all that with his silly moustache, you’d think Hitler wouldn’t exactly be the kind of guy who could pull in the ladies… And, actually, that was very true for most of his life. But after his rise to power… Well, Hitler didn’t change, but many women’s attraction to him seemingly did right quick. Despite his extreme mood swings, narcissistic tendencies, odd behavior, propensity to run the women down mentally, control them in every possible way, and the mein furry he kept under his nose, the Fuhrer of the III Reich could, and did, seem to have a rather long string of female conquests. Many of which mysteriously decided to stop living, or otherwise suffered from extreme depression, after their time with the so-called German Messiah. But who were these women, did he actually have any of them killed as some say? And in all of it, were there ever any little baby Fuhrer’s? Well, slip on your lederhosen, and let’s dive into it all shall we? Author: Arnaldo Teodorani, Teri Zambigli, and Daven Hiskey Editor: Daven Hiskey Producer: Samuel Avila Host: Simon Whistler Sponsor note:  Our listeners get 10% off their first month at ⁠betterhelp.com/BrainFoodShow⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices