Hitched For The Holidays

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Maximum Fun

Comedy, Tv & Film, Emily Fleming, Jordan Morris, Maximum Fun, Movies

5 • 631 Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2024

⏱️ 69 minutes

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This week we ring in the holiday season with the Hallmark Christmas movie Hitched For The Holidays starring Joey Lawrence and Emily Hampshire as two single people who get in a fake relationship to please their families.

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0:00.0	I'm
0:02.0	We have a lot of us We have a box We're going to be. We're going to be. We're going to us. I'm a box. I'm a lot. I'm It's free with ads, the podcast that asked a question,
0:31.1	why pay Netflix eight bucks a month for a bunch of weak sauce, knockoff, hallmark, holiday movies when you can go online for free and get
0:36.5	the OG uncut good shit that pure Hallmark Christmas cheers shot directly into your veins
0:39.2	making you feel like a holiday god who is getting your ass eaten by Santa himself.
0:46.4	I'm Jordan Morris. Wow and And I'm Emily Fleming.
0:52.1	Today's movie is hitched for the holidays.
0:55.5	The 2012...
0:58.8	2012.
0:59.0	What the fuck?
1:00.5	2012 Hallmark Channel original.
1:01.3	That's the highest budget of any of their movies,
1:03.3	costing about as much as a high school production of Bye Bye Birdie.
1:06.1	With us, as always,
1:09.1	as Super Producer Matt hitting us with those big soggy drops.
1:10.1	I'd rather be his whore than your wife.
1:14.3	I haven't updated from last week.
1:16.5	I'm so sorry.
1:18.3	It's a great drop.
1:18.9	You can coast on that drop for a while.
1:20.4	We'll tell you if we're getting sick of it.
1:22.4	I mean, listen, I feel like everyone knows Titanic is also a Christmas movie,
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