Welcome back. Junkies Company live on 106.7, the fan and the team 980 here in the DMV. You know, I don't feel great, breathing through my mouth, nose is stuffy. And last night, I'm picking up my kid from her swim practice and I see this dad that I've become friendly with. And he goes, what's going on? I was, is you know just a little small talk was like

yeah I'm not feeling very goes yeah you do look tired mm-hmm you know what are you gonna do

what are you going to do my mom told me this was two days ago so listen I know I smashed it

the wall there's no doubt about it used to be an eight down to about a four I I know that. I can accept it. I get these bags under my eyes now. Not unlike cakes, but not quite as puffy. I just get into like wrinkled bags. And I think large, I mean, it's sold sleep off. But there's an inherited level of it, you know, all that stuff. My mom used to have him. I think it's okay. Years ago, it's one thing my mother did. She had her eyes, like her eye bags reduced. She had plastic surgery. That's the one thing she did. She had their eye bags reduced. I don't know how they do that. I don't know what they do. She said to me, you need to do that, Eric.

She actually said to me, she just looked at me out of nowhere. She was in my house. You know, I had it for the last couple weeks. She dropped her off with my sisters yesterday. And she just said, out of nowhere, Eric, you know what you need? Like, she was like telling me. You know what you need to do? She's basically ordering me. You need to get that procedure. I saw something online on Instagram.

I mean, you get these targeted ads.

They know your A, She's basically ordering me. You need to get that procedure. I saw something online on Instagram.

I mean, you get these targeted ads.

They know your age.

You ever click on something?

I mean, it's, thank God.

There was a while where I would click on like toenail fungus things and they just kept

coming and coming and then you have to stop clicking on them and then they'll go away,

right?

But I've clearly clicked on something like age related and I keep getting the coming and then you have to stop clicking on them and then they'll go away right but i've

clearly clicked on something like age related and i keep getting these ads and it's christmas

season for they're like these it's like a mask with red light that's supposed to help take it away

but it i would do it if it works like a gadget like can that really work like you'll see these side by side pictures. See, this is why I keep getting them. Because I clicked on it one time. And then I'm looking at it. And it's show like this, you know, somebody like our age that has bags under their eyes like yours. Right. And then the picture right to the next, they're all gone. Probably Photoshop.

Probably not the stupid mask that does red light for 75 bucks or whatever it is.

But kind of intrigued.

It's much like I was intrigued.

I never pulled the trigger and now I'm going to start getting ads on it again.

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