History’s Worst Tailgate

Softcore History

Comedy, History, Improv

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2023

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Washington D.C.’s upper crust decided it would be fun to tailgate Bull Run, the first major battle of the American Civil War. And, once there, they tried their hardest to armchair quarterback the Union Army. But things got a lot less fun once their side started charging at them in a panicked retreat. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio, video, and written content. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to Soft Core History.
0:08.0	Hello and welcome back to Soft Core History.
0:11.0	My name is Jake Goldman. I'll be your host for today and I'm joined as
0:14.8	always by my two co-hosts and friends Dan Regester and Rob Fox how you doing
0:19.1	today boys hey what's going on guys hey man just something looks different about you.
0:23.2	You get your haircut?
0:24.2	Um, I don't think so.
0:26.2	Huh?
0:27.2	That's not it?
0:28.2	They like tighten up the beard a little bit?
0:29.7	No.
0:30.7	Huh? He's dressing for the job he wants, not job he has I'm kind of terrified of the job he wants
0:36.5	Take you at you're looking at is a one yes
0:40.6	It's making me sweat a little bit
0:45.4	No, I just came from the Renfair. Dan is dressed like a fucking Templar night.
0:47.8	Yeah.
0:48.8	Yeah.
0:49.8	And there's a reason for that.
0:50.8	Or the bad, he's dressed like the bad guys in kingdom of heaven essentially
0:54.1	Liam Neeson no he's a good guy well is he yeah all he does is take a prisoner on death row who murdered someone and is rightfully on death row, say, now he's my son, so I'm going to keep him.
1:12.1	And then the town law comes to take him back and he
1:14.7	murders the entire town's law enforcement apparatus and then takes him to go on a crusade.
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