Hello my lovely Ben Twixters how are you doing I am doing fine thank you for asking but I think you know what has to come your way

that's right it's the fair dues warning this is an adult podcast spoken by adults to other adults

about adulty things in an adulty spoken by adults to other adults about adult things in an adult way,

covering the range of adult subjects and you should be an adult too.

Do you feel safer? Do you feel precious and looked after? I hope that you do because that's always my intent let's get on with the show

Picture the scene betwixters, it is approximately 4 million years ago and we are on the plains of Africa.

With an increasing scarcity of trees to forage amongst, our ancestors are taking their first bold steps on two legs to explore the world around them.

For mothers with young babies in their arms though, this presents a problem.

Yes, of course they can multitask but it is difficult to forage

for food with a baby hanging off you and defend against any potential threats. With the innate desire to further the species, men begin sticking to their side to do the very basic thing of helping out and before you know it, the monogamous relationship was born.

Or at least, this is how the theory goes.

But how successful has this relationship model been throughout history?

And will society always favour monogamy?

Wedding rings at the ready betwixters, let's do this. What do you look for a man?

Oh, money, close.

You're supposed to rise when an adult speaks to you.

I make perfect copies of whatever my boss needs by just turning a knob and pushing a button.

He or right! Now!

He or right! Now!

Yes, social courtesy does make a difference.

Goodness, what beautiful dance.

Goodness has nothing to do with it, dearie. Hello and

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