I'm going to Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Welcome to the History Homos Podcast, or Swabcast, I suppose, with our very special guest,

Monica Perez.

Hi, how are you?

We're from, oh.

You know, I forgot you were going to do this.

And then now that you happy with yourself yeah okay so I'm getting a lot of

cowboy porn vibe is that what I'm supposed to get. It looks like a million space cowboy.

It's definitely.

You look like there should be a Chinese boy lighting off firecrackers next to you.

It's pretty good. Yes. It looks like you're a millionaire only because you live in a place where like the currency is measured in millions.

So yeah, I like the it's a fuchsia tuxedo.

Sure.

Okay. I guess yeah. You look like the currency you use is shipping containers full of people.

Like it's a

to the moon. The broad cowboy hat and it's all about really you wouldn't be able to do it without the porn mustache.

No, well I mean yeah maybe.

Wait a porn mustache is't skinny one, right?

Yeah, I would say, well, you look more like a cowboy,

it's a cowboy mustache.

I always thought the appeal of the cowboy mustache

was the clash of the I only know motorcycle riders who wear those kind of things and I think they're supposed to elicit images of you know whatever.

Well, I'm a motorcycle.

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