History & Bloodstains, Trailer Park Cat Paradise, Fancy Food Frustrations
Your Stupid Opinions
James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman
4.9 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 1 September 2025
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a fancy rooftop restaurant, where an untucked shirt might be treated as a criminal offense. A trailer park, where there are no rats, but that's only because of the hordes of wild cats, that patrol the property. An old library, that's difficult to get to, due to the blood pools, and used needles much more!!
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, everybody and welcome back to your stupid opinions. |
| 0:15.9 | Hey. |
| 0:17.2 | Thank you so much for joining us today. |
| 0:19.1 | My name is James Petro Gallo. |
| 0:20.5 | I'm here with my co-host. |
| 0:18.3 | I'm Jimmy Wiseman. We are excited today. We have some real fun stuff. You've joined the show that most people don't want to hear people's complaints. We say, no, no, no, no, no. Give them all to us. Give them, pile them up on our front lawn, and we'll sort them out and see what the hell's going on. So let's do this. |
| 0:55.9 | If you like this show, definitely listen to our other two shows, crime in sports and small town murder, which are exactly what they sound like except hilarious. So check those out. Keep hanging out with us, follow on social media and tell all your friends. Let's do it. Here we go. Okay, we're going to start out something different for us. |
| 0:57.0 | Something fancy. |
| 0:58.8 | Let's start out somewhere fancy. |
| 1:03.2 | We're going to go from the fancy to the dregs this week. |
| 1:05.1 | I mean, it's going to be fun. |
| 1:05.9 | I like it a lot. |
| 1:14.4 | So let's dive in with the Monarch Restaurant in Dallas, which is on the 49th floor of the Hyatt in Dallas. |
| 1:15.3 | Okay. |
| 1:16.9 | It's a very fancy. Downtown, huh? |
| 1:17.8 | Yeah. |
| 1:17.9 | Oh, yeah. |
| 1:18.4 | It says $100 plus on there on the thing. |
| 1:21.1 | It's a very fancy, you know, views of the city. |
| 1:24.4 | Yeah, somebody proposed there a lot. |
| 1:26.8 | That's what it is. It's proposals. It's, you know, I'm going here for reception dinners. It's, it's that kind of shit, your birthday. Congratulations. Every time somebody comes in, they go, are you celebrating anything? Valentine's Day is booked a year in advance, all that kind of shit. |
| 1:44.3 | It's one of those joints here. |
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