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I'm not wearing a feather boa.

It's one more thing.

Armstrong and Getty.

One more thing.

Before we get to the Feather Boa,

this didn't help my cynicism.

This headline that just came across,

I was talking about how cynical I've become,

and I don't know if I can believe in anything anymore

other than my family.

This headline from the Wall Street Journal,

The Vatican uses donations to the poor to plug its

budget deficit according to a new story.

Well, that's just fantastic.

Money's fungible, man.

Oh, boy.

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