Historian Expert on Ancient Masturbation

Forehead Fables

General Sam

Comedy

4.8 • 843 Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2022

⏱️ 169 minutes

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Summary

Featuring our first guest with an actual career and education, this week the boys welcome Dr. Garrett Ryan. He is the author of "Naked Statues, Fat Gladiators, and War Elephants" and creator of the YouTube channel "Toldinstone."

Yeah, we were surprised he agreed to come on too.

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0:00.0	You look good.
0:03.0	Yeah.
0:04.0	Are you farther away from your camera?
0:05.0	Is that what is it?
0:06.0	Probably.
0:07.0	That's how I look thinner as I just get further away.
0:10.0	Yeah.
0:11.0	Stop touching my ass on.
0:13.0	Oh, sorry.
0:16.0	Brian doesn't have anything to say.
0:18.0	Brian, you're gonna interrupt the guy.
0:20.0	Shut up, Brian. And be be like eye for an eye bitch
0:22.4	yeah honestly you probably get away with it person I'm so spiteful you are spiteful yeah I'm so
0:28.1	this guy wearing pants but I gotten stabbed in the gut immediately taking one picture of my
0:32.5	iPhone yeah he's gonna hurt me don't say anything, poo, but I wasn't gonna say anything
0:39.0	Fuck off the show
0:40.1	Helen of Troy, hot or not
0:41.9	Just lie to us
0:43.0	Just lie to us
0:44.3	Well, for once, I can actually not disappoint you
0:48.0	Come on, man, like
0:49.6	Well, actually there was no Roman Empire
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