Whether thou art a ghost that hath come from the earth, or a phantom of night that

has no hollow, or one that lieth dead in the desert, or a ghost unburied, or a demon, or a

ghoul, whatever thou be until thou art removed, thou shalt find here no water to drink,

thou shalt not stretch forth thy hand to our own into our house enter thou not through our fence breakthrough thou not we are protected though we may be frightened our life you may not steal though we may be scared to death.

Welcome to scared to death, creeps, peepers, Roberts and Annabels.

I'm Dan.

Hello, Dan. I'm Lindsay.

Hello, Lindsay Lou.

Hello, Daniel Doo.

Lindsay has a quick little charity announcement, and then we are off into a very big show.

Lots of stories today.

Lindsay is trying really hard to not just bust out singing Father John Misty songs.

Okay, okay. Just so everyone's aware where my head's at. This month, we are sending $11,800 over to the AP.

Founded in 1846, the AP continues to provide words, fact-based journalism and remains the most

trusted, most accurate, most unbiased news source in all formats of news. More than half the

entire world's population consumes news provided by AP journalists every day. We're excited to

support journalists in over 100

countries as they continue to report on the biggest stories that affect every single one of us.

To learn more about what the AP is up to, you can visit APNews.com. And we are throwing $1,300 into

the scholarship fund, which will go into the 2026 scholarships.

Yeah, awesome.

Boom, boom, boom.

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