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The Greatest Generation

His Dick Looks Like a Pine Cone (TNG S1E3)

The Greatest Generation

Uxbridge-Shimoda LLC

Comedy Podcast, Star Trek Enterprise, Aftershow, Star Trek, Star Trek Comedy Podcast, Star Trek The Next Generation, Tng, Tv & Film, Adam Pranica, Benjamin Ahr Harrison, Enterprise, Review, Comedy, Ds9, Tv Reviews, After Shows

4.94.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2026

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

When something goes terribly wrong on the SS Tsiolkovsky, an away team beams over and brings a lot of sweaty drunkeness back aboard. But after Wesley takes control of the ship and a nearby star explodes, Dr. Crusher works up a cure and Riker cleans up the party. Which office supply can fix a boat neck? Where should stupid space questions be directed? What’s the best thermostat setting for an orgy? It’s the episode with a big helping of reheated TOS lasagna.


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The Greatest Generation is hosted by Adam Pranica and Benjamin Ahr Harrison

The show is produced by Wynde Priddy

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Music by Adam Ragusea & Dark Materia


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Hey, it's Adam and Ben here in our second week of being an independent podcast.

0:06.2

First off, thanks to everyone whose support has gotten us off.

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To a good start.

0:11.7

Listen, we had a choice.

0:13.2

We had to choose between two options.

0:15.3

One, put ourselves in a cryogenic chamber and get shot into deep space to be found and revived by future

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people or remain thought out so we can make new episodes because of the support of listeners

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who believe these shows are worth keeping alive. And we are close to where we need to be.

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There's a little ticker that Ben has been watching,

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obsessively, compulsively, ADDingly, and we're not there yet, but you can remove the stress of

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this transition and get us onto solid ground by becoming a founder now at greatest.supercast.com.

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And this week only our friends on the USS Hood, the greatest gen discord, are offering gift memberships.

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That's d-o-n-s-h-o-p-biz. Like I need to spell that for you.

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What we're saying is that

1:46.6

you can either do it yourself

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