Hiring a Professional Matchmaker (w/ Grace Edwards)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2020

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Nicole's old roommate Grace Edwards (writer - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Loosely Exactly Nicole) answers Nicole's questions about professional matchmaking and shares the challenges of dating 3 men at once. Nicole has witnessed a stabbing, and wonders if she can die from horniness. She also has cancelled her dating subscriptions! New year, new Nicole. Need more Nicole Byer? Check out her new podcast - Newcomers! Her and Lauren Lapkus will be watching and reviewing Star Wars films for the very first time. Subscribe today so you don't miss an episode. Rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=964

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0:00.0	Hi, hi, hi guys. I have a new podcast. I know what you're thinking. Nicole, aren't you tired? Yes, I am.
0:07.2	Anywho, Lauren Lapkiss and I have never seen the Star Wars films, but now we're doing a podcast all about it.
0:13.6	We'll be watching each film and discussing it with friends and Star Wars fans to help us break it down.
0:18.9	So whether you're you're a fan of Star Wars or you've never seen it before like us, it'll be a nice fun time.
0:24.1	And you should take a listen. So subscribe to newcomers wherever you listen to podcasts. So don't you miss an episode?
0:30.7	Also, if you listen and you're a nerd and you hate what we're saying, please remember we're human beings and
0:37.6	we should be treated with kindness and please don't be mean to us. Okay. Thank you. Bye. Bye.
0:54.1	You gave me fly. Well, you gave me please tell me why.
1:07.2	Oh, baby, welcome to another episode of why won't you date me? It's a podcast where
1:12.4	me and Nicole buyer tries to figure out how I'm still single, even though you could fill up a
1:20.2	tub with your semen and I would take a bubble bath.
1:27.2	That one was bad. Okay. My guest today, she is a writer. She's written for Insight Amy Schumer.
1:34.7	My show loosely exactly to call her a rest and peace.
1:39.2	Kimmy Schmidt, a doll phase. She recently wrote for InstaCure. She's got a show in development.
1:45.0	It was announced so I can say it right. Yeah. Yeah. Jody on an for MTV.
1:49.1	Girl, it's a good. It's a dirty. Yeah, I think it's really fucking cool. Oh, thank you.
1:54.4	And she's lived in my house for a little bit. I did. Oh boy. It's grace. Advertisement.
2:02.8	I'm all about to do that. See, I'm a long time listener. I've been listening since the first one.
2:08.7	And I actually remember you came into the I think in the room like years ago and you're just like,
2:13.3	oh, I'm gonna do this podcast. Look at you. Like a hundred episodes later. I know. I know. I persevered.
2:21.3	I get off planes and I come talk. I was just in Buffalo. Buffalo, what were you doing there?
2:27.6	I was doing stand-up in Buffalo. I only had one good show. Oh no. My early show on Saturday was
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