What's going on, Spitwads? I know you were expecting a fresh episode today, but due to some traveling and some scheduling conflicts, unfortunately, we're going to have to bring you a spit hit this fine morning and just keep you in suspense for the next great episode of the spitballers.

A brand new one coming next week. In the meantime, enjoy a fabulous classic episode.

What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore unrealistic situations,

and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve?

It's The Spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason.

Ooh, ha, e, ha, ooh, ha, ee.

I get it.

Do people still want us to do this?

I hope not.

I really think they don't. Like, we got a, we got to get, we got to do some reconnaissance. We got to fix this, too. It's not quite how I play, how to plan out in my head. New listeners, they start, you know, they have no idea what's going on. They've never listened to the show. They don't know that. Right. And never will again. That we take turns scatting through the intro because we're, because it's like a punishment. Right. And instead, they'd never heard me say this, these words, because they immediately have shut this off.

Well, let's... Oh, what the heck?

What did I click on?

That was, um, sometimes we, uh, when desperate, have an interpretation of the draft.

Which, that's good.

And our draft is the worst things to step on while barefoot.

Right.

So I get it.

I was,

yeah,

I was letting you know a little bit of how I react when I do step on something

barefoot.

Guess, guess,

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