Hiring a Hitman To Whack Your Baby

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Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2023

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:22:00.10 Sampling Your Penis Product 00:07:52:09.07 Gooner Baters Are Turning Into Monkeys! 00:12:26:13.73 …And A Sissy Bitch To Grow An Inch 00:15:24:14.35 Baywatch / Lifeguard Educational Video 00:22:18:10.72 Galileo Is Interested In Diddling 00:26:32:24.03 Get A Personalized Mini Episodes Of DV 00:29:17:05.62 An Apartment Complex Tortured By Weird Naked People 00:33:11:14.75 Haunted By A Prison Ghost 00:39:22:11.75 Hiring A Hitman To Whack Your 3 Year Old Baby Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 […]

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0:00.0	Yeah, Freaks, it's Wednesday, July 26th, 2023.
0:03.8	Coming up on the program today, a true alpha male
0:06.4	reappropriates his sperm by fingering it into his butt.
0:10.0	Galileo 2333 is very interested in the practice
0:13.2	of dittling film reels and hiring a hitman to whack your baby.
0:17.8	All this coming up today.
0:22.5	There's started new daily.
0:24.4	Proudly presents right moments in phone sex
0:28.9	introduction messages.
0:30.6	If the eye made look like a nice little classic fucking bitch,
0:35.5	but underneath I'm nothing but a fucking little hole.
0:39.3	My mama, oh, she didn't care what I hold myself out of not.
0:43.9	That I did.
0:45.3	To my daddy, he was my best fucking customer.
0:49.5	He fucking slapped me out of the stuff that dick.
0:52.7	And I became nothing but a little nigga hole.
0:56.3	When you see my little brand fucking pussy,
0:59.2	in my sweet little honey box of an ass,
1:02.5	mother fuckers, then white boy, they love.
1:07.4	Love that fucking little brand, little sugar box of mine.
1:11.5	And you know, you know you've been nice as fuckers, try it.
1:16.3	Because once you go black, you never go.
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