Hippopotamuses

The Brighter Side

The Last Podcast Network

Amber Nelson, Last Podcast Network, Leisure, Comedy, Ed Larson, Society & Culture

4.7 • 636 Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2023

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Who doesn't love a big ole hippopotamus? Someone who's father was just trampled by one, that's who. These cute as heck people killers are the subject of the newest Brighter Side, because Amber and Ed are doing a Deep Dive into these bathing beauties.

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0:00.0	Got to be on the bright side.
0:05.0	Got to be on the right side.
0:10.0	I spend my paycheck off my blue loose.
0:14.0	That's again now I've got to me.
0:18.0	On the right side, you got to be on the bright side you got to be on the bright side
0:21.4	you got to be like on the bright side
0:25.2	hippopotamus what an adorably chubby
0:29.7	creature of death
0:30.9	I want to snuggle with it as it chomps on my bones
0:34.0	like dry spaghetti
0:35.2	I want to pat its big old gray heinie as it grunts and opens its mouth like the gates of
0:40.8	hell.
0:41.5	I want to scratch its little whiskers as it stomps on my body like I'm in the pit at a punk rock
0:47.1	concert.
0:48.3	So get a warm bath ready and slop some lotion on that leathery skin because we're
0:53.7	talking hippos on this episode of
0:56.5	The Brighter Side.
0:58.1	Yo!
0:59.2	I love hippos so much.
1:00.8	They're so stupid looking and they can kill you so fast.
1:03.9	I know, man.
1:05.2	I love hippos also.
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