Happy, happy, happy, you're really Halloween

It's about to be a fun ride, follow along

Watch as we slide, pevin' on, we'll just hit the lights

Goosebumps, off through the night, mixin' just a little bit of twain

That girl sure can't do a thing, together, here Billy's goin' insane

Lass so hard that I hurt your brain, I can't you won't ever change

These two hittin' got the recipe, sat on back and listenin'

This some of our darkest mysteries, ain't

Welcome to a hillbilly horror stories, and now he's your host

Jerry and Tracy Polly, and their dog Ninja

Hey guys, and welcome to the very hillbilly Halloween edition of Hillbilly Horror Stories

I'm Jerry, I'm Tracy, and we realized we're gonna get a lot of listeners tonight that have probably not tuned into our show before

Why? Because we have a cornucopia of other podcasters on here telling some creepy stories

I know, how exciting is that?

I mean, I can't even tell you how many we've got, I mean it's more than 10, I know that

So everybody's telling a story, so you're gonna get there's some really big name podcasters in here

And there's some that are just starting out, but they're all great stories

And I think it's just gonna be super fun

Yeah, absolutely

I thought we would start it out by doing one of our stories

And then we're just gonna turn it over and let everybody run into

No sense in introducing everybody because everybody's gonna introduce themselves

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