Hilarious ‘Teacher Math’ That Nails Teacher Life

Teachers Off Duty

Bored Teachers

Comedy, Stand-up

4.6 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2024

⏱️ 51 minutes

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This Teacher Math Doesn't Add Up.

Welcome back to Teachers Off Duty! This week our hosts Bri Richardson, Devin Seibold, and Jess Smith discuss schools newest subject, teacher math!

Now if you don’t know what girl math is, don't worry, we didn't know either, but essentially it's just doing mental gymnastics to justify large purchases. Like yea, buying a new purse for 300 bucks sounds rough, but when you're returning a clutch worth 250, you're essentially only paying 50 bucks right?

And a little bit of girl math can be good for everyone, sometimes financial decisions are hard, and a little bit of romanticizing your purchases is comforting right? And that is especially true for buying school supplies.

So how does this pertain to teachers? Well we've come up with a new phenomenon, teacher math. For example, how is it that even though I've only been a teacher for six years, it feels like I've been teaching for fifty five years?

Jump right to it!

4:30 - "Teacher Math" Defined

7:50 - First Math Mishap

12:45 - Calculating Confessions

17:20 - Devin's Decimal Disaster

23:35 - Hilarious Math Anecdotes

28:40 - Outtakes & Bloopers

So grab your calculator, because the math isn't mathing on this week's episode of Teachers Off Duty.

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0:00.0	Hey everybody on this episode of teachers off duty the math ain't math and in fact there's four of us on today's show you only see three already things are chaos
0:10.3	tune in to find out what we're talking about when the teacher math doesn't add up.
0:15.0	Teachers off duty. Hey best friends welcome to this week's episode of teachers off duty if you don't know me I'm honest teacher vibes aka
0:37.0	Bree what your name is oh I'm Jess Smith you may know me as Teacher Tales of Miss Smith.
0:44.0	And I'm Devon Seabold, you may know me as Honest Teacher Tales.
0:47.0	Just combining all of them.
0:50.0	I just have to one up both of you.
0:52.0	Go ahead.
0:53.0	I want a page now to Seth Honest Teacher Tails.
0:57.0	It's just like an AI wharf of us.
1:00.0	Hey, Chat J. JPT.
1:03.0	No, so I'm super excited about what we're talking about this week,
1:07.0	the teacher math, because the math don't be math
1:09.0	and I don't, I don't do public math, but I do know that the math that be math in and
1:14.0	teach your math don't be math now are we talking about the math like is that you
1:18.6	teach core I don't teach something I don't teach my math I don't teach my math I don't think you know my ass. I don't know.
1:23.0	I have it's definitely not not.
1:25.0	I've heard things and things were sad.
1:27.0	Yeah, I don't do public math, it's not a thing.
1:30.0	But I can't do teacher math because it makes me upset.
1:32.0	The math don't be math
1:33.7	but you know where you won't have to do math at the board teachers comedy tour
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